Many Bothans died to bring you this post…

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01 Jun 15

So… There’s this thing going on in London right now, and till the end of September… Which *they* have asked me to tell you about… I’m really not sure how much I’m supposed to say. I mean, they told me “Many Bothans died to bring us this video…”

And then there’s this poster which was smuggled to me…

Secret Cinema Presents Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

Secret Cinema Presents Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

But… They made me sign things…  Things saying I couldn’t say anything. About anything… That I’d seen nothing. Or they’d drop me in the Sarlacc Pit… Not that I know what that is of course… Because I know nothing. Nope, not me… Nothing at all. Zip. Nada… *nervous laugh* 

But they did say you needed to know… So I think I’ll be okay just give you the ‘official credit line’ which is ‘SECRET CINEMA Presents STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK runs 4th June until 27th September 2015 www.secretcinema.org/tickets

I think i’m okay doing that…

*shadowy figure emerges nearby*

Oh, my! I… I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to… No, please don’t get up!

[Laser blast]