So… There’s this thing going on in London right now, and till the end of September… Which *they* have asked me to tell you about… I’m really not sure how much I’m supposed to say. I mean, they told me “Many Bothans died to bring us this video…”
And then there’s this poster which was smuggled to me…
But… They made me sign things… Things saying I couldn’t say anything. About anything… That I’d seen nothing. Or they’d drop me in the Sarlacc Pit… Not that I know what that is of course… Because I know nothing. Nope, not me… Nothing at all. Zip. Nada… *nervous laugh*
But they did say you needed to know… So I think I’ll be okay just give you the ‘official credit line’ which is ‘SECRET CINEMA Presents STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK runs 4th June until 27th September 2015 www.secretcinema.org/tickets‘
I think i’m okay doing that…
*shadowy figure emerges nearby*
Oh, my! I… I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to… No, please don’t get up!