We Can Rid the Film World of Uwe Boll Films!
Yes, the man responsible for mangling pretty much every movie he touches, and screwing up any chance of a decent gaming film ever being made, said this in an interview website FEARnet:
FEARnet: Are you aware that there is a petition online, signed by 18,000 people, requesting that you stop making movies?
Uwe: Yeah, I know that. 18,000 is not enough to convince me.
FEARnet: How many would it take?
Uwe: One million. Now we have a new goal.
So here’s the petiton! GET SIGNING!!
[...] 8 April 2008, by Infamous director Uwe Boll, responsible for awful movies like Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne, were asked what he thougth of an online petition to end his filmmaking.  At the time, 18 000 people had signed the petiton, but it’s not nearly enough  to make Boll question his film-making skill. So how many does it take to make Boll stop making movies. One million. Yes, that’s right, if one million people sign the petition, Uwe Boll will resign.  And what’s more is that it isn’t totally out of re [edit] We Can Rid the Film World of Uwe Boll Films! [...]